How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well since we've done Geist and Hunter, might as well do this. How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb?

Daeva: A Daeva woulden't dirty her hands touching a lightbulb and would Majesty someone else to do it.

Norsferatu: They woulden't change a lightbulb. Fear works better in the dark.

Mekhet: They are the clan of the darkness, they don't need light.

Ventrue: Changing a lightbulb is ghoul work, not the job of one of the lords.

Gangrel: Failed the intelligence check to know how to change a lightbulb, due to rolling more ones than his sucesses.

Seems like nobody ever actually changes light bulbs anymore.  Anyway, I'll never forget a particular owod light bulb joke that I heard once:

How many Malkavians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Dog, because ice cream has no bones. 

darkfire14:

Norsferatu

Viking vampire.

/win

Invictus: "The old lightbulb worked perfectly fine! We don't need to change it!"

Ordo Dracul:  The lightbulb is something me must all overcome in order to better understand our truest natures

Circle of the Crone:  The lightbulb is part of the Patriartical-Christian Dogma that keeps us from experiencing the love of the Crone

Lancea Sanctum:  The Light is not for the Kindred.  Come into God's light and find your true purpose.

Belial's Brood:  We don't need Lightbulbs... we set the whole town on fire already.

VII:  Without the lightbulb it is easier to lie in wait for a vampire stupid enough to change it.  Then it will be his Final Death.

Unbound:  Changes the lightbulb without saying anything except that he hates having to keep buying new lightbulbs.