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How Many Werewolves Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

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Leliel Posted: 2 Nov 2009 12:35 AM
You guessed it, this is the thread for werewolf-related lightbulb jokes:

Since I am unfamiliar with Werewolf, I'll do the antagonists:

Fire-Touched: "The Light of Man has been exhausted, as we shall exhaust the Forsaken in their heresy against Father Wolf! Do not change the lightbulb as we [insert long and meandering rant here]."

Predator Kings: "Feh! Who needs the human light when the wolf's eyes are so much better?"

Spirit: "Hey you! Yes you! Repair your Influence before I come over their and take it from you!"

Idigam: "Hmm, what an interesting device. Perhaps I shall fuse an electricity spirit into a few humans to see if I can reproduce the effect."

Azlu and Beshilu: "...It's gone? Oh thank the Shadow. I thought that nightmare would never end."
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Ivory Claws: "CHANGE? You have to be shitting me!"
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Iron Master: "One, jes why do you guys always make things out to be so difficult anyway, actually now that I think about it, it could use a motion sensor and an extra power cord outlet, give me a minute..."
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Blood Talons: Just one, but the glory of the battle to acquire the new bulb shall be sung for eons to come!!  Let us all sing for our fallen brethren who braved the 3rd shift lanes of Mart-Mart to obtain the appropriate wattage of bulb!   LO, but there was a cleanup on aisle 3 that shall be spoken of in terrified whispers by their workers for years!!
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How many storm lords does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.  One to do it, the rest to do it better.
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Shaitan40too:
Blood Talons: Just one, but the glory of the battle to acquire the new bulb shall be sung for eons to come!!  Let us all sing for our fallen brethren who braved the 3rd shift lanes of Mart-Mart to obtain the appropriate wattage of bulb!   LO, but there was a cleanup on aisle 3 that shall be spoken of in terrified whispers by their workers for years!!


(Thunderous applause enter here)
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Shaitan40too:
Blood Talons: Just one, but the glory of the battle to acquire the new bulb shall be sung for eons to come!!  Let us all sing for our fallen brethren who braved the 3rd shift lanes of Mart-Mart to obtain the appropriate wattage of bulb!   LO, but there was a cleanup on aisle 3 that shall be spoken of in terrified whispers by their workers for years!!
I believe you have won the thread with this.
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Hunter In Darkness: Lightbulb?
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kurasu:
Shaitan40too:
Blood Talons: Just one, but the glory of the battle to acquire the new bulb shall be sung for eons to come!!  Let us all sing for our fallen brethren who braved the 3rd shift lanes of Mart-Mart to obtain the appropriate wattage of bulb!   LO, but there was a cleanup on aisle 3 that shall be spoken of in terrified whispers by their workers for years!!
I believe you have won the thread with this.


Heh, thank you, thank you!  *bows*

I'll be here all week! Be sure to tip your waitress!   :)
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Blood Talons have already won.

Bone Shadows: "The lightbulb does not change. We must convince its spirit to regain the brightness that it has lost to the darkness of death. We must hunt this glimmer of light through the lands of death itself! If we're not back in two weeks, just wait longer."

Hunters in Darkness: "Lightbulbs break. Finding a new one means leaving the territory undefended. Must speak to Alpha about getting a territory that includes a convenience store. I'm sure it wouldn't be too corrupting. And I could hunt jerky there. Mmm, jerky."

Ghost Wolves: "Into the 7-11, get a lightbulb, get out. Nice and smooth. Nothing to worry about. Not that prey behind the counter- oh God, did I just call him prey? Keep it together. Just get a lightbulb and get out. Why's he staring? Oh god he's going to make a mooooorrrraaaAAAAARGH! KILL!!"

Iron Masters: "Yeah, I sent the Ghost Wolf to the store for a new one, but that's fundamentally a problem that's already been solved. So instead, I've come up with an interesting way to use this broken lightbulb as a replacement for extinguishing a candle during a rite that banishes spirits of the city. It'll only work once, but I only need it to work once."

Storm Lords: "Come on, you lazy dogs! Do you want to be in darkness forever? In my day we'd have had this lightbulb changed and the old one punished for it's weakness by now.
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DigitalRaven:
If we're not back in two weeks, just wait longer."


Lol, I love this line
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DigitalRaven:
Blood Talons have already won.


As rightly they should have.


Pure:  We deny that there was a "lightbulb" in the first place!! It was merely another Forsaken lie! One that shall be paid for with their unworthy blood!!
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