Hunks!!

Kamatej:

c34r34lk1ll3r:

not partying with you any time soon

If he's not coming is there an opening for a fly boy?

*Regains vague consciousness...*

"Who... wha... where..."

"Oh, god, Stanley... get off me.  It's not your birthday.  Here --" *chucks a ribeye steak down the hall* "-- Fetch"

*Notices a fly boy on the wall*

"Oh, hey... aren't you a cutie...  Why don't you come on down and Jeff Goldblum my beaverhausen... we can do remake of "The Fly", without that gangly little moth-whore, Geena Davis... never did forgive her for cock-blocking me on getting the lead in "Cutthroat Island" -- believe you me, my girls coulda' made that ship swim -- *Flashes Mighty Chest-icles*  Let's see her match that, matey..."

*Looks around with a bright smile*

"Where the hell are we...?"

c34r34lk1ll3r:

you would be better off giving gme a bottle of rum for my self and a 12 pack of bud lite

*Continues smiling*

"Oh, Stan.  You're so cute.  Bottle o' rum and a half-case o' Bud Lite.  So now you're half-pirate, half-redneck.  Good for you.  Everybody should learn more about their geneology..."

i'm so utterly baffled by this thread

so far I'm endlessly entertained by it :)

me too but every time i see this thread i'm like "wait, what?"

JustJohn...again:

c34r34lk1ll3r:

you would be better off giving gme a bottle of rum for my self and a 12 pack of bud lite

*Continues smiling*

"Oh, Stan.  You're so cute.  Bottle o' rum and a half-case o' Bud Lite.  So now you're half-pirate, half-redneck.  Good for you.  Everybody should learn more about their geneology..."

Oh John, you wacky you.  Can I be your Jack?  We can bump tummies together all day long!!

c34r34lk1ll3r:

i'm so utterly baffled by this thread

Mostly it's for ogling hot guys, but it seems to have evolved into a place for campy fun.  ^_^

Now, another hunk for you all:  Bailey Glandt

Maybe a blonde will lure Lankin back to the forums!

Touche, Kamatej.

Mordwyr:

Touche, Kamatej.

... why?

you mean the age thing? that was (p)ages ago. I'm just teasing.

Widdershawns:

JustJohn...again:

c34r34lk1ll3r:

you would be better off giving gme a bottle of rum for my self and a 12 pack of bud lite

 

*Continues smiling*

"Oh, Stan.  You're so cute.  Bottle o' rum and a half-case o' Bud Lite.  So now you're half-pirate, half-redneck.  Good for you.  Everybody should learn more about their geneology..."

Oh John, you wacky you.  Can I be your Jack?  We can bump tummies together all day long!!

Bump tummies?

So that's what the kids are callin' it nowadays...

I was wondering about that...

Mordwyr:

Touche, Kamatej.

Who's touching Kamatej?  Are you getting it on film, man!?

Ophidimancer:

Maybe a blonde will lure Lankin back to the forums!

Oh my....I just.....oh my. Just image 4 alone....

Damn you Ophid! You know my one true weakness! Oh well, a short break from real-life issues might not be too bad....

VICTORY! ^_^

Ophidimancer:

Who's touching Kamatej?  Are you getting it on film, man!?

(in frank n  furter voice:)
Someone's touching me without my persmission?
Well then, continue! :) and if we're going for blonde:
seriously though: How blonde do you want it?