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A: You're * sort of * beautiful... B: How hard did you hit your head? Sorry for this one...
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false, but my friend organised a bachelor party at a strip joint and the lucky guy got a two on one show from the girls, while the friend of mine was alone with a third one and somehow they ended up talking about her kids. next poster thinks that donkey shows are one of the most terrible inventions of mankind
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no, wait - snatch.
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Lock stock & two smokin' barrels, methinks.
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can't wait for Mord to read that...
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[quote user="Mr Gone"]*bump*[/quote] what he said :)
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<facepalm>
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[quote user="jburgos"]Is it me or does this dude have a 3rd superfluous nipple (aka witch's mark)[/quote] best... sentence.. ever
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Hypochondria is technically a disorder, it doesn't make one actually experience "things" that aren't there - which would be the colloquial definition of madness (if there is even such a thing as colloquial definition :) ) - but I did like it. It was fun for a vampire in general and I think the impression it made on other kindred was
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[quote user="Lord Bob"]Except mine. My opinion is perfect. That's only because I clean my asshole.[/quote] that would be the Per Lautus Anus error in reasoning :)